Happy Birthday Ziggie

Greetings

First of all, I would like to wish myself a happy birthday. Yes, my faithful readers, the fateful time has finally arrived where I can say, I am twenty years old. Hey, if you think about it, this is my first post on Ziggie Talk as a twenty year old! :b
So, for today’s special, I am going to give you helpful tips on how to celebrate your post teen birthday if you taste like vanilla ice cream (refer to the post "Reflections" below if you don’t know what vanilla ice cream means).

1. Wait until the clock strikes twelve midnight so that you can be the first to wish yourself a happy birthday
2. After a few moments turn on your favourite track and break it down, lose it, shake that tale feather! In the comfort of your closed room of course.
3. After your song is done and you are out of breath, turn off your light and snuggle into your blankets while waiting for the first of a dozen messages from your loyal friends. And then if the traffic of messages and phone calls slows down, really snuggle in and pretend you are sleeping until morning where you will have been disturbed by a couple of other super messages.
4. If your birthday is on a weekend or you have no school or work, wake up early in the morning to go somewhere by yourself independently... I went to church. Watch out for more birthday messages.

....WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SLEEPING? GET UP AND READ ON, THIS IS AN IMORTANT LIFE SKILL!!!

5. After returning from your trip, slip back into your pyjamas as if you never went anywhere and listen to your family singing to you that wonderful traditional song, how does it go again?
6. After spending some minutes with your family, retreat back to your room and take a nap before noon so that you can reflect your age on your body, mind and soul.
7. Wake up and pretend that you did not hear someone saying “let’s go pick up the cake,” because you cannot believe that they actually ordered a cake for you.
8. Enjoy the festivities with the snacks and stuff. And remember that ALL BETS ARE OFF ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! So, really dig into that cake and other junk they have there, you will do the regretting and work it off the next day...it’s like Christmas.
9. Finally after some much needed excitement, it is time for bed. Wait until the clock strikes twelve midnight again so that you can properly say goodbye to your day, your birthday. If you are religious, say a little prayer to thank God for being alive one more year.

And that is how you do it. Stay tuned for more life saving tips on Ziggie Talk!!!
‘Till next time, C ya!