Failure a la Ziggie

Yebo!

So it’s Monday, and the verdict is that I’m a liar. I tried to live up to all of that nonsense on my list and let’s say I managed what I could. There were 20 “obligations” on the list and I failed terribly to comply. For those who really know me, first of all, number 6 was just wishful thinking...I mean, 'wish' I could get up and jog in the morning, heck I’ve been making that promise to myself since I was 13. I still don’t have running shoes, but I have a feeling that even if I had excess to a pair of those sneakers that help tone your butt as well, I still probably wouldn’t have gone out running. Anyway, I never cleaned my room; it’s still all cobwebbed and dusty like when I moved in a week ago, I never went to church, I never took myself out on a shopping spree...none of that happened. 

I’ll tell you what I did do, which will shorten things up. I did attempt writing 5 short stories but I ended up writing just 2, I baked bread and scones, I did open my money box, I went to ask for an apprenticeship and they shut me down. Huh, how’s that for sprucing up the definition of pathetic.

I know that I’m sending out the wrong message to everyone, including myself. Next time I’ll try to limit the impossibility of the list. Also, I’ll use a much easier determination of the number of activities than my age.

What I’ve learnt through this experience is that when you want to manage a money box, do not throw bank notes in there because you will get tempted to open it up early. However, don’t keep it for more than a year because counting millions of coins is just...well let’s just say, I may need therapy after the endless counting I did. Great, now I’ll use the money I saved to pay for it. (Yes, I did make a cheesy joke).

So talkeroos, I had intended to talk about something else today but as it looks, my post has been fully occupied by a review of the abominable list of activities.

I promise to deliver a new post tomorrow. Oh wait, don’t listen to me, I’m unreliable when it comes to obligations, look at what happened with the list. However, who ever is out there reading...if anyone is still reading at this point, please come back again .*smiley face* ....anyone?

Until we meet again, I’m signing out!